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Daniel \"Rover\" Singer is an American actor, director, and stage writer known for The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) (2000).
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Filippos Veria H.C. is a Greek handball club based in Veria, section of multi-sports club Filippos Veria. The handball department of Filippos was founded in 1977 and its colours are white and red. Its emblem is Philip of Macedonia. Filippos is also known as \"Vasilias \" and it is the second most successful club in Premier Handball/A1 Ethniki history.
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