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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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Soulmates Never Die is a live DVD by English alternative rock band Placebo, recorded on 18 October 2003 at the Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy in Paris. It is the first DVD by Placebo that was released mainstream and made available worldwide. The DVD was released in the UK on 15 March 2004 and in the US and Canada on 29 June 2004.
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